{"product_id":"walter","title":"Walter the French Bullfrog - PRE ORDER ships August","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHON HON HON.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWalter is what happens when a French bulldog spends one suspicious summer in a haunted swamp outside Paris.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart Frenchie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart frog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart emotionally unavailable street magician smoking tiny cigarettes outside a café.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDressed in his little striped shirt and beret like the world’s most judgmental amphibian, Walter is here to bring your pet crinkle noises, catnip chaos, and strong “won’t share his coffee or baguette” energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by a real sweetheart of a French bulldog — and yes, we’ve added his picture because honestly, look at that face.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yes — this toy is for J.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know what you did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003estuffed with catnip\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecrinkle texture inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esoft plush exterior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003efloppy frog legs for kicking and tossing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eembroidered details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003edurable stitching for serious play\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eridiculous French swamp creature aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWalter’s Interests Include\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esitting dramatically\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003erefusing to come when called\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003estaring at pigeons with contempt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexistentialism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eexpensive cheese\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebarking in French\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecats that crave chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esmall dogs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrenchie lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003egoth pets with sophistication\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eweird little beasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoris Bizarro Warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWalter believes he is an artist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot intended for extreme super chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e9x3inches\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doris Bizarro","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52923976057141,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0897\/1586\/7957\/files\/IMG_8216.jpg?v=1779771086","url":"https:\/\/www.dorisbizarro.com\/es\/products\/walter","provider":"Doris Bizarro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}