{"product_id":"axo-lotl","title":"Axo Lotl- COMING SOON","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's not an ugly fish. Get your facts straight.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAxo Lotl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e—the permanently smiling weirdo that somehow became one of nature's greatest hits. He looks innocent enough... but spend five minutes with him and you'll start wondering who's really in charge.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStuffed with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecatnip\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, loaded with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecrinkle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and built for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecats and dogs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e alike, Axo Lotl was made for bunny kicks, surprise attacks, victory parades, and being proudly carried around like the greatest prize ever unearthed from the depths.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome say he never grows up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOthers say he never had to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreature Profile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmells like catnip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cats lose all dignity.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with crinkle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Every chomp sounds deliciously suspicious.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcomes dogs and cats equally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Chaos has no favorites.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt tough for everyday monster hunting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDefinitely not an ugly fish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e He's an icon.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Side effects may include obsessive carrying, dramatic staring contests, and your pet refusing to sleep unless Axo Lotl comes too. We don't make the rules. Axo Lotl does.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003esize: 8inx3in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doris Bizarro","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53246478057781,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0897\/1586\/7957\/files\/IMG_1147.jpg?v=1785805093","url":"https:\/\/www.dorisbizarro.com\/products\/axo-lotl","provider":"Doris Bizarro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}