{"product_id":"poppet","title":"Poppet-  available for PRE ORDER ships July","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTiny. Cursed. Absolutely up to something.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn folklore, poppets were little handmade dolls used in magic, protection, revenge, love spells, and general questionable decision making. Historically? Mysterious magical objects.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor your dog?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA crinkly screaming goblin to whip around the living room at full speed while making direct eye contact with you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoppet is stitched together with spooky charm, voodoo vibes, and enough chaos energy to become your pet’s new emotional support cryptid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Dog’s Plans Include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eshaking Poppet violently\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecarrying it everywhere like a weird baby\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehiding it in the bed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003escreaming at 2am because the squeaker still works\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esacrificing it to the couch cushions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimmediately destroying your sense of peace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecrinkle inside\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esqueaker included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esoft plush exterior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eembroidered stitched details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003elightweight small-size toy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003espooky year-round aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlime green with voodoo-inspired stitched details and striped bow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esmall dogs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003egoth households\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003espooky pet collections\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eweird little beasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoris Bizarro Warning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoppet contains powerful goblin energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot intended for aggressive chewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6inch tall, 5inch wide head, body 3inch wide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Doris Bizarro","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52923948761397,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0897\/1586\/7957\/files\/IMG_8211.jpg?v=1779769819","url":"https:\/\/www.dorisbizarro.com\/products\/poppet","provider":"Doris Bizarro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}