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Behold the five-eyed cupcake octopus: Denis Leary’s accidental spirit guide, birthed from an acid trip and frosted in cosmic chaos. A pink, fluffy grin that hums at a frequency only interdimensional raccoons can hear, with glitter-covered tentacles that anchor you to this mortal plane as you trip, trip, trip through the neon void. It’s sweet. It’s unholy. It’s watching you blink.
crinkle, squeaky, reinforced seams, super mesh liner for insane durability!!
