Damn Fine Owl

The owls are not what they seem.

Inspired by the greatest television show to ever grace Gen X, Damn Fine Owl is my love letter to David Lynch and the beautifully strange world of Twin Peaks.

Wrapped in the iconic red-and-black colors of the Red Room, this Great Horned Owl takes its name from Agent Dale Cooper's unforgettable declaration: "Damn fine coffee." We skipped the coffee and kept all the weird.

Built for dogs that appreciate the finer things in life—like cryptic messages, late-night zoomies, and creatures from the woods—Damn Fine Owl is made with crinkle, a satisfying squeaker, reinforced seams, and a super mesh liner for incredible durability.

The coffee is hot.

The owl is suspicious.

Your dog is obsessed.

Creature Profile

• Crinkles with every bite. Like the woods whispering back.
• A squeaker hidden inside. Loud enough to wake the Log Lady.
• Reinforced seams and a super mesh liner. Built to survive even the strangest encounters.
• Inspired by David Lynch and Twin Peaks. Made for those who understand the reference.
• 8 in x 7 in of beautifully bizarre.

Warning: May inspire midnight walks through the woods, an uncontrollable craving for cherry pie, and the overwhelming urge to rewatch Twin Peaks for the fifth time.