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Somewhere between the northern lights and a glitter-soaked fever dream… there was Twinkles.
A long, sparkly, double-headed serpent made for cats who crave drama, mischief, and midnight wrestling matches under the glow of haunted moonlight.
Twinkles shimmers with deep galaxy colors inspired by the night sky, cosmic storms, oil slick rainbows, and those weird glowing lights dancing over cold northern forests at 2AM. Two heads means double the trouble. Double the kicking targets. Double the gremlin energy.
This long-bodied weirdo is perfect for cats who love to grab, bunny kick, thrash, cuddle, and carry their prey around the house like tiny cryptid hunters.
Features
stuffed with premium catnip
loaded with crinkle
long body for grabbing and kicking
double-headed design
sparkle galaxy fabric
soft plush backing
embroidered details
built for weird little hunters
Twinkles Believes In
screaming at invisible ghosts
sprinting through the house at 3AM
staring into corners
collecting lint as treasure
cosmic nonsense
being both beautiful and alarming
Perfect For
cats who bunny kick everything
dramatic goblins
sparkle lovers
weird little space creatures
Doris Bizarro collectors
Two heads. Zero common sense. Infinite gremlin energy.
