ECCENTRIC SH*T FOR PETS AND PEOPLE

The void whispered… it said you need better toys. Here we are.

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Ella Font

Ella Font

$19.00 USD

$19.00 USD

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Meet Ella Font, the literary legend of the Doris Bizarro universe. Covered from trunk to tail in letters, she's the kind of elephant who alphabetizes her bookshelves, corrects your grammar in her head, and firmly believes every good story should include snacks.

Packed with crinkle, hiding a satisfying squeaker, and stitched with reinforced seams, Ella is built for dogs who love a good chew and humans who appreciate a clever joke.

Baskerville?

Comic Sans?

We don't talk about Comic Sans.

Creature Profile

Covered in letters. Every bite is educational... probably.
Crinkle from trunk to tail. Reading is louder with sound effects.
A squeaker tucked inside. Her inside voice isn't very quiet.
Reinforced seams. Because knowledge is power.
10 in x 10 in ears and head, 5 in body. Big ears. Bigger opinions.

Warning: Ella firmly believes everyone should read more books, support their local library, and occasionally judge a font by its cover. She's also been known to whisper, "Read a fucking book."

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