Goose Whitesnake available for PRE ORDER ships July

Inspired by the one.
The only.
The absolute menace himself — Goose Whitesnake.

My husband's real wife.

Don’t let this tiny fluffy boy fool you. Goose moves fast like a cobra in a tiny haunted fur coat. He hates haircuts with the rage of a thousand suns, despite rocking the most glorious white-trash glam-rock mullet ever seen by mortal eyes.

This tiny gremlin has strong opinions, zero patience, and the soul of an elderly man yelling at clouds from a trailer park in 1987.

Naturally… we made him into a toy.

Features

• stuffed with premium catnip
• loud crinkle texture inside
• bungee tail for kicking, tossing, and chaos
• soft plush body
• embroidered facial details
• tiny goblin energy
• inspired by the real Goose Whitesnake himself

Goose’s Hobbies Include

• screaming for no reason
• going up the stairs, then barking till you come get him
• hating grooming appointments
• anger when other dogs touch him
• looking absolutely feral and adorable simultaneously
• emotionally manipulating everyone in the house

Included

We added a real photo of the legendary Goose who inspired this toy, because honestly the world deserves to witness that mullet.

Perfect For

• cats with attitude problems
• pets that crave chaos
• tiny weirdos
• glam rock gremlins
• Doris Bizarro collectors

Doris Bizarro Warning

Goose fears nothing except haircuts and accountability.

5x3inches