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Inspired by the one. The only. The absolute menace himself — Goose Whitesnake.
My husband's real wife.
Don’t let this tiny fluffy boy fool you. Goose moves fast like a cobra in a tiny haunted fur coat. He hates haircuts with the rage of a thousand suns, despite rocking the most glorious white-trash glam-rock mullet ever seen by mortal eyes.
This tiny gremlin has strong opinions, zero patience, and the soul of an elderly man yelling at clouds from a trailer park in 1987.
Naturally… we made him into a toy.
Features
stuffed with premium catnip
loud crinkle texture inside
bungee tail for kicking, tossing, and chaos
soft plush body
embroidered facial details
tiny goblin energy
inspired by the real Goose Whitesnake himself
Goose’s Hobbies Include
screaming for no reason
going up the stairs, then barking till you come get him
hating grooming appointments
anger when other dogs touch him
looking absolutely feral and adorable simultaneously
emotionally manipulating everyone in the house
Included
We added a real photo of the legendary Goose who inspired this toy, because honestly the world deserves to witness that mullet.
Perfect For
cats with attitude problems
pets that crave chaos
tiny weirdos
glam rock gremlins
Doris Bizarro collectors
Doris Bizarro Warning
Goose fears nothing except haircuts and accountability.
