Three feet of squeaky, crinkly, retina-searing chaos. Pink Eye is long, loud, and impossible to ignore—just like the infection it’s named after. Packed with crinkle guts, a squeaker scream, and a single judgmental eyeball, this plush monstrosity is here to ruin minimalist dog toy aesthetics everywhere. Drag it. Shake it. Worship it. Pink Eye doesn’t blink, and neither should you.
